Monday, September 5, 2011

A Celebration of Labor Day With Lazy Jackwagons

North America celebrates fuckers working today. The U.S. has its Labor Day and the Canadians enjoy their Labour Day. I don't know shit about Canada and how it's doing economically. I know I buy quite a few resource stocks with their HQ in the perma frost so I hope they keep working their asses off.

The U.S. has its own problems. Last month this country of 300 million people added no new jobs. None. Not a fucking one. To celebrate Labor Day is to get on your fucking knees and be thankful you have a job and pray you get to keep it. Our government is doing everything in its power to ensure the country continues its recession. The current administration may have inherited a sewage tank full of economic shit but, but motherfuckers, they are not competent enough to solve the problem. It's like having someone clean up a fucking frat party by covering it with horse shit. These Chicago government gangsters are idiots.

I began my work celebration early yesterday by spending 4 precious afternoon hours building 8 Squidoo lenses. Waste of time? Maybe. Maybe not. Each month my income from those increase nicely. How? I dunno. I do nothing with or for them but I get paid more each month.

In these perilous days I find that to be important because I feel the need to increase my money supply when I can and while I can. I plan on working in the cubicle slavatoriums as long as I can. It's easy money and they pay for needed benefits and such. Collecting coin from online ventures is part of the economic ritual I endure as well. I survive as a wage slave. I thrive as a web sewer magician.

Of course America is the new Greece. I've read stories where scumbags will apply for work and ask that they be employed in 2-3 months. Seems these lazy jackwagons prefer the easy comfort of having the government, ME motherfucker!, pay for their lounging activities in their over-mortgaged abode while they eat gravy sticks bought with their weekly supply of food stamps and spend their 50th week of unemployment bennies on hand lotion and PBR.

But this is not typical. Americans are badass. If the government at all levels get the fuck out of the way we will work our asses off. We will invent and innovate. This country knows how to create wealth. It's why the rest of the world fucking hates us. We are free, or used to be, to create businesses that are the envy of the world. Now our leaders apologize for our success and are doing everything in their power to control our ability to be great. For whatever reason they see European Socialism as some kind of  wonderful ideology. Fucking Europe. It's worked out so well over there. We know exactly what has worked well. Republic government with a capitalist economy. Our history is fucking amazing. We have freed more people from tyranny and helped more people live a better life than any other country in the history of the world. One day America will get its collective head out of its ass and shitcan these statist, socialist, leftist motherfuckers.

I'm sick of hearing how shitty the U.S. is. This country needs a leader that will stop apologizing for this country. Nobody in the world gives like the U.S. Nobody. Nobody works like America. Nobody creates wealth like America.

I am celebrating Labor Day by create little money makers. I am creating more wealth. It's what Americans do...at least us fuckers that aren't slaves on the American plantation.

4 comments:

  1. America including both you and I need to thank God for those plantation slaves.

    Else she wouldn't be a damn without that rock bottom free labor:)

    Happy Labor Day my friend.

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  2. Do I detect a little a hint of dissatisfaction? Mmm, I'd be pissed if I were you stuck in a cubicle watching your hard earned tax dollars being pissed away by big talking lefties that you can't reach out and slap.

    I agree historically the US produced great wealth and immensely wealthy men. They did it off their own backs with little or no formal education and no better chances than anyone else. Ford, Schwab, Rockefeller, Hill, Carnegie (oh wait, he was a Scot!), Morgan, Woolworth... its a long list culminating with Bill Gates today.

    Not all Europe is a socialist wasteland. Its not a single country someplace left of Russia as many Americans who even have an idea where it is think. In fact, there are more Russian billionaires than you might suspect. Over 100 of them. There are even more billionaires in communist freaking China (around 115 of them). How about that! But I digress...

    There are pockets of extreme wealth and prosperity tucked cozily away from the money grabbing Marxists that run most of the places here in Europe.

    Gibraltar, Luxembourg, Monaco, Lichtenstein, the Channel Islands etc. These places are run by commerce. Business reigns supreme and these small states are so rich it would make your eyes pop out if you really knew. They don't tax their citizens or businesses out of existence, quite the contrary, actually.

    I have a close relationship with Gibraltar for reasons I will best keep to myself. Spain wants to control it as does Britain, but that little speck on the map is not giving into them because they would lay waste to a booming economy that they envy and covet but are too stupid to try and emulate.

    The mighty US of A could learn a thing or two from little states like Gibraltar, if their self righteous, big mouthed jackass politicians could get down off their gleaming, whiter than white pedestals of moral purity for a moment and bother to take a look.

    But they won't.

    Neither will anyone else, because it doesn't fit with why politicians become politicians. Its not because they want to make a difference and make a better place for you and me to live.

    Its because they want to feather their own nests, line their own pockets and throttle the goose that lays their golden fucking eggs until the wretched thing dies in their oh so pure and unsullied hands.

    You want to beat them? You can't. You can only join them and become just like them. Life is like that.

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  3. Yep, there are a few countries in Europe that could be nice aside from the big Socialist nations. Andorra could be one. Latvia. Lithuania. I'd probably sooner try to establish citizenship in South America or Asia but there are other places to live than the Western sewers.

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  4. Splork-I believe you are sorely mistaken if you believe the U.S. is so hated because 'it knows how to create wealth'.It is hated because of its' foreign policy decisions over the past 50 years or so to put it simply.Installing dictators and poking its' military nose where it doesn't belong.America has reaped the seeds it sowed itself-and lets be realistic here-there is likely more reaping to come.

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